I’m sitting here in my underwear at 1am typing my first blog post. I have an exam tomorrow, yet that hasn’t stopped me from practising one of my favourite unhealthy behavioural patterns: refusing to sleep. Oh, and my spellcheck has decided that I should adopt the US English dictionary. Now I can’t speak for all Brits, but unlike Pluto, the letter ‘u’ should not be banished from our minds.
I set up this blog with the intention of creating a positive outlet for my nonsensical bullshit-infused science babble. Though, I may also use it to talk about my life; the lessons I have learned, the people I have encountered and the (awkward) interactions I have had. You may also find some short stories here and there too depending on whether or not my mind is feeling particularly frisky.
Since you, the glorious reader, haven’t cringed and noped out of my blog yet, I’m going to make some assumptions about you:
- you enjoy reading the ramblings of somebody who likes to think they know what they’re talking about, but in truth can’t tell the difference between a good life choice and a morning shot of vodka;
- you’re fed up of dry, factual blog posts or moist crap like “Top 10 Things Your Cat Does When Tripping Balls on Catnip (You wouldn’t BELIEVE #5!)”*;
- you’re me.
*number 5 is probably something to do with pissing on the carpet.
I don’t know how often this blog will be updated, if at all (I have a tendency for quitting things very soon after starting them), but in the off chance this space does flourish, I would love it if you bookmark it or in some other way subscribe to it. This wasn’t created with the intention of developing a massive public backing, but a few readers here and there would easily remind me that I’m not all that bat-shit crazy and maybe I do have some interesting things to say.
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